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pluralwhat the hell do people do at this time of the day?
I have been up since 6:30 am
spent two hours working out in the gym
which is always a goodness
dropped off my laundry at a wash and fold place
cause I didn't feel like doing it myself
stopped by the leasing office at my complex
to schmooze and see if my package from lush had arrived
[it hadn't]
now what the hell am I supposed to do
twiddle my thumbs left?
twiddle my thumbs right?
damn people
amuse me already
oh yeah in other news
I bought myself two lil things recently
one is a new cell phone
one of those 3G colour doodads
with polyphonic ring tones
[which basically means they sound like music]
[instead of a phone, so I never realize when my phone is actually ringing]
and it is nifty has a little motorcycle racing game on it
pretty swell, but the best part is
unlimited calling, no roaming, no long distance nationwide
the downside to that I suppose is I cant get out of
especially long conversations with mother
when she starts rambling on and on
by claiming to have to watch my cell minutes
[*smirk*]
and
I got the command chair
I had been eyeing for a while
its big, comfy, black and chrome all over
of course my first thought when sitting it was
"damn this would be a great chair to get head in"
although it is not the sexual throne
that my living room chair is by any means
it having wheels does provide some interesting possibilities
*wicked grin*
then it hit me
with the force of a frying pan welded by a 102lb, 34D-18-23 blonde
from southern Mississippi with Jesus fire conviction guiding her hand
[don't ask how I know exactly how much force that is]
[but trust me that I do]
no sex for me
no head for me
nada nope nothing
till February
and I sank into my grand chair
put my feet up on the table
and wished ever so terribly
that I could reach my bourbon from here
I have been up since 6:30 am
spent two hours working out in the gym
which is always a goodness
dropped off my laundry at a wash and fold place
cause I didn't feel like doing it myself
stopped by the leasing office at my complex
to schmooze and see if my package from lush had arrived
[it hadn't]
now what the hell am I supposed to do
twiddle my thumbs left?
twiddle my thumbs right?
damn people
amuse me already
oh yeah in other news
I bought myself two lil things recently
one is a new cell phone
one of those 3G colour doodads
with polyphonic ring tones
[which basically means they sound like music]
[instead of a phone, so I never realize when my phone is actually ringing]
and it is nifty has a little motorcycle racing game on it
pretty swell, but the best part is
unlimited calling, no roaming, no long distance nationwide
the downside to that I suppose is I cant get out of
especially long conversations with mother
when she starts rambling on and on
by claiming to have to watch my cell minutes
[*smirk*]
and
I got the command chair
I had been eyeing for a while
its big, comfy, black and chrome all over
of course my first thought when sitting it was
"damn this would be a great chair to get head in"
although it is not the sexual throne
that my living room chair is by any means
it having wheels does provide some interesting possibilities
*wicked grin*
then it hit me
with the force of a frying pan welded by a 102lb, 34D-18-23 blonde
from southern Mississippi with Jesus fire conviction guiding her hand
[don't ask how I know exactly how much force that is]
[but trust me that I do]
no sex for me
no head for me
nada nope nothing
till February
and I sank into my grand chair
put my feet up on the table
and wished ever so terribly
that I could reach my bourbon from here
