whooo fun

[plural]

Sloganize Me
[or change the word and sloganize yourself]

define the plural



Drinka Pinta Plural A Day.
[or two or three or four]

Who Would You Have A Plural With?

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Plural On Your Knife.
[somehow this is decidedly unreassuring]

I'd Walk a Mile for a Plural.

My Goodness, My Plural!
[trust me honey your goodness has nothing to do with it]

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Plural.

You're Never Alone with a Plural.
[so get yours today]

A Plural Is Forever.

Only Plural Has The Answer.
[well duh]

I'm Only Here For The Plural.

Daddy or Plural?
[the question on the country's mind tonight]

Mmmmmmmmmm-Plural.

Just One Plural - Give It To Me!
[tsk tsk everyone is so demanding]

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Plural.
[and she didnt believe me when I said it would whiten her teeth *smirk*]

and my personal favourite


Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Plural.

yeah I realize this is a pathetic journal entry
but I am sick dammit so lemme me alone

*phhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttt*

oh and

I think I need an icon for this one

Got Plural?

anyone? anyone? bueller?