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rampant generalizations ahead, be prepared to stop or swerve
On suicide bombers
often people seem to wonder
why it is they are readily willing to kill themselves
well, imagine life like this
and see if you cant wrap your mind
around their point of view
No premarital sex.
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No radio.
No internet.
No porn
No music.
No organized sports, stadiums or tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates.
No hooters.
No meat from a pig.
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight
There is no good fishing at an oasis
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your ass only with your left.
Ever try eating corn on the cob with one hand?
You can't shave.
You can't shower. Sort of makes that left hand thing kind of important?
Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
All this and you're taught that when you die it all gets better!
who wouldn't go for it?
often people seem to wonder
why it is they are readily willing to kill themselves
well, imagine life like this
and see if you cant wrap your mind
around their point of view
No premarital sex.
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No radio.
No internet.
No porn
No music.
No organized sports, stadiums or tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates.
No hooters.
No meat from a pig.
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight
There is no good fishing at an oasis
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your ass only with your left.
Ever try eating corn on the cob with one hand?
You can't shave.
You can't shower. Sort of makes that left hand thing kind of important?
Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
All this and you're taught that when you die it all gets better!
who wouldn't go for it?