Avoiding work

[plural]

I am in the middle of an assignment due today in my Informal Logic class
and well my brain is scattering about so I decided to distract myself further

some dear soul provided a link to this absolutely vapid website
which seemed amusing at the time

my best matches

Pasha Grishuk 99%
Mia Hamm 99%
Shannon Miller 98%
Bree Turner 98%
Mariya Yamada 98%

now
I was only familar with Mia Hamm off the bat
so I went and checked the rest out and what I found rather disturbed me

why?

well for two reasons

I have never really thought of myself
as having a type that I prefer

Well my top three are all professional atheletes
and numbers one and three are olympic gymnasts

and some of you who might remember
I have sworn an oath never to date another gymnast
dont get me wrong here
chicks who can put their ankles behind their head and spin like a top
gets me going like any other decent red blooded american male
there is a reason for this however,
and for the rest of you who didnt get my earlier explanation
is that the last two gymnasts I dated, hospitalized me
[by accident, i think]
and I figure the next one will kill me

so out of curiousity I did a quick reflection back on my sex life
took a look at those women who I considered to be the top ten sexual partners of my life
and with one exception, they were all atheletes
primarily gymnasts, and soccer players

I then did a cross referrence match
between my top ten and mine
using the same comparasion methods

and results were not 100% in line with my reflections
but close enough to be slightly disturbing

I realize I am ignoring the last two on my list
but I checked them out
and didnt find them all that attractive
nor did they fit into this little rambling
so....

what does this all mean

absolutely nothing
would be my guess
its just kind of weird