Typical Microsoft

[plural]

*grin*

first off
yes I used to work there
but they dont own my soul
I was just leasing it to them
the lease is concluded
and I am free to peddle it elsewhere

anyway
where was I
oh yes

typical microsoft

I am installing an update for one of my programs
first screen that comes up
asks if I want to do an express or custom install

being a recovering geek
of course I choose custom

The "Custom" install
allows me to
press next a total of six times
and
then press finish

I suppose the express install
cuts out five of those next presses

fuckers