one of my old favorites
Sep. 20th, 2002 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralTwo hunters from Alabama are out in the woods.
When one of them falls to the ground.
He does not appear to be breathing.
The other whips out his cell and calls 911.
He says to the operator,
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says,
"Calm down. Just take it easy.
First let's make sure he's dead."
There is a moment of silence,
then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
"Okay, now what?"
When one of them falls to the ground.
He does not appear to be breathing.
The other whips out his cell and calls 911.
He says to the operator,
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says,
"Calm down. Just take it easy.
First let's make sure he's dead."
There is a moment of silence,
then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
"Okay, now what?"
