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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself" she chided
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
"You should go help him!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark,

"Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!"

Date: 2002-09-04 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pageeater.livejournal.com
hehe
signed...appreciative audience of one.

the sad thing is

Date: 2002-09-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I am
that sort of drunk

Date: 2002-09-05 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dew.livejournal.com
Try the veal I'm here all week.

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