ode to arrogance ... or ... it is not easy being green

[plural]

let me just say
that

i am a god

you may continue
to worship me as you see fit
preferrably continuing along the current lines
of excessive sexual favours

btw I will be out of touch for the next
couple of weeks the village i am staying in
doesnt have internet access, i may pop
into town once or twice
during that time but time will be limited

for the first time in months
i have access to a kitchen
and
it is divine

i have planned a menu for the
next week for my fellow volunteers
and the permenant staff

whipped up a spur of the moment lunch
penne with homemade sauce
[red wine based marinara]
i
adore making pasta sauce
from scratch

a simple lunch
perhaps
but i recieved two
wedding proposals out of it

i doubt i would
be nearly as egotistical
is
i wasnt so damn good at it

[of course]
[with an excessive amount]
[of delightful wine and]
[bourbon running through my veins]
[it is quite easy]

and i find my thoughts
more
and more
distant as
days go by

some things
will definately need to be
massaged into reality


but anyway
my loves
be well
i will return in time
to regal you
with tales of
culinary debauchery