May I just say
Sep. 7th, 2008 02:51 amthat I absolutely
positively
love being me
honestly
you have no idea
imagine the best wet dream
you've ever had
and that
is one-tenth
of how great it is to be me
I spent an hour tonight
making out with a hot blonde
I want to make babies with
and a hot japanese chick
who I'll be content to fuck for several days on end
the blonde
and I
spoke for over an hour
about wine
in Italian
yeah
it was that hot
of course
the funny thing is
while I was making moves
with both chicks independent of the other
all night
I forgot to mention
I was at a toga party
on a boat chartered by a friend of mine
I was making headway
with each
but pretty much
had resigned myself to getting numbers
and
seeing what I could do
in the next round
when
as the boat was docking
and I was arranging the after party
I ended up
with one on each arm
and
may I just say
god bless competition
it is a beautiful thing
I am entirely sure
that if it had not been for the other
neither would have stuck her tongue in my mouth
not that I am complaining
no
not in the least
but yeah
he who dies having the most fun
wins...
positively
love being me
honestly
you have no idea
imagine the best wet dream
you've ever had
and that
is one-tenth
of how great it is to be me
I spent an hour tonight
making out with a hot blonde
I want to make babies with
and a hot japanese chick
who I'll be content to fuck for several days on end
the blonde
and I
spoke for over an hour
about wine
in Italian
yeah
it was that hot
of course
the funny thing is
while I was making moves
with both chicks independent of the other
all night
I forgot to mention
I was at a toga party
on a boat chartered by a friend of mine
I was making headway
with each
but pretty much
had resigned myself to getting numbers
and
seeing what I could do
in the next round
when
as the boat was docking
and I was arranging the after party
I ended up
with one on each arm
and
may I just say
god bless competition
it is a beautiful thing
I am entirely sure
that if it had not been for the other
neither would have stuck her tongue in my mouth
not that I am complaining
no
not in the least
but yeah
he who dies having the most fun
wins...