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Savage Love
Jan. 3rd, 2008 03:39 pmDan Savage tackles the big three love questions...
What is your definition of love?
Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face.
How do you know if you're in "love"?
You know you're in love when you're eating breakfast in a restaurant together the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you suddenly realize that you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and you don't care.
How do you know if they're the "one"?
You know he/she is the one when he/she realizes that you've just realized that you're eating breakfast in a restaurant the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and he/she smiles, leans over the table, and gives you a kiss.
What is your definition of love?
Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face.
How do you know if you're in "love"?
You know you're in love when you're eating breakfast in a restaurant together the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you suddenly realize that you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and you don't care.
How do you know if they're the "one"?
You know he/she is the one when he/she realizes that you've just realized that you're eating breakfast in a restaurant the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and he/she smiles, leans over the table, and gives you a kiss.
