Its not too hard to believe we are in heaven

the past few days have been

well

fabulous

we went out with my friend renato
the other night
to a fabulous club
but
had to turn in about 2am
as it was late saturday night
and we had not slept since thursday

we met renato
the next morning (sunday)
had a few drinks
then hit the beach
the water was warm
the sun was bright
the sand was soft

it was delightful

Samantha drank coco milk
fresh from a coconut
it was delicious

we went back to the hotel
just after dark
showered and dressed again
for the evening

and Renato showed us a favorite local restaurant
it was succulent and divine
we had two dishes with fish
both were amazing
and plates with different breads and butters
olives and vegetables

and of course

many
many
capirinhas

after dinner renato went home
because he had to get up early
to drive back to sao paulo
for work in the morning
so
we
made a quart of bourbon and coke
and
walked along the beach
sat down in front of our hotel
and gazed at the stars

oh
and we sang
twinkle twinkle little star
at the top of our lungs

it was great fun

oh and buffy
your penis looks very small from here

today
we went to ilhabela
an island near us
walked around the old town
bought Samantha some swimwear
drove around the island
found a beachside bar
had a fabulous lunch
and many more capirinhas
then went snorkelling

we got back to the hotel
just after dark
had a shower
lay naked in bed
and watched a brazillian soap opera
[in portuguese]
while making up our own story
to go along with it
and of course
drinking the entire time

Id tell you more
but it would violate FCC obscenity laws

then we went for a walk through town
and came back to our hotel for dinner
we had sole in a pineapple and mint sauce
with apples and rice
and
a brazillian fish
which Ive not had before
but which was roughly translated as
weak fish
which made no sense
but
damn was it tasty

and yes
many more capirinhas

now we are writing down
all of the addresses for the postcards we must send
and composing a joint email to our families
and then going to have more drinks
and go to bed
as
we must get up early tomorrow to drive
to sao paulo

she is spending the afternoon at museum
and I have to meet with my lawyers

yay

I win