Chess

So
I've been trying to get back
into playing chess

For the record
I'm not very good at chess
or
at least I do not feel very good at chess

this maybe be because
~90% of the people I've ever played
were ranked chess masters

but anyway

I've been told
I've got a bizarre method of playing chess
in that
not having formal chess education
I've developed an unusual way
of playing
generally setting up
overly elaborate traps
that will result in a large number of pieces being traded
hopefully in my favor

while this does not stop
the above mentioned masters
from kicking my ass
it does occasionally make them stop
look at me
then look back at the board
to see what they are missing

sometimes
I manage to spring one of my traps
so it ends in my favor
which is quite nice

so anyway
I've been using the program "Chess Titans"
just to get used to the feel of playing again

I play each level
until I win five sequential games
[and no taking back moves either]
then move to the next level

today I'm on level five
and
I won three games in a row
drew one
lost one
and
decided I was bored
and wanted to have some fun

so
I did
and below is the result

I'm black by the way
[I almost always play black]