So yeah anyway

woke up early this morning and have been unable to sleep

I tried working on this uber post I have been working on, so far it is about four pages
[normal style formatting too, not my usual goofy way]
while I will of course trim the final version as much as possible in the interest of being concise
I'm guessing it may end up being quite long indeed
[I haven't yet decided if I am going to cut it, I probably will but I like letting the threat loom over your heads]

however it is quite personal to me
a confession of sorts perhaps in some way melded with explanation
but the concept of it has been weighing on my mind for some time
and I spent most of the afternoon yesterday composing it

unfortunately my energies did not outlast the words pouring forth and I had to take a break
after all even the king must be somewhat more conservative
with his energies if he hopes to recover from what is ailing him

anyway I am babbling as usual but for once not without reason
for I figure that if I post about this work in progress
I will have to finish it promptly or look the fool
and as you all know, pride is my dearest of deadly sins

that tangent concluded I can return to what I actually came here to say
in my early morning procrastination
unable to either sleep or make any worthwhile progress
I took to a disturbingly common and enjoyable practice of mine
that being reading back through old posts
and the conversations engaged in them
and flattering myself with insipid and obsequious compliments
about just how witty, charming and downright brilliant I am

one of these old posts led me to revisit
a post by atillathehung specifically his Atillanalysis of yours truly
and I found myself most amused
it was then I recalled that I had been meaning to re-write my bio
but have been entirely too busy or too lazy to get around to it
I suppose if I had even bothered to think long enough on it
I would know which, but I haven't and the idea occurred to me
that this Atillanalysis would make a wonderful bio
[or at the very least buy me ample time to procrastinate the question for several months more]

so with a little tinkering and babbling I have updated my bio
you are all welcome to check it out

also should any of you have comments or insights
which you feel would serve any fools potential friends
as beneficial while they peruse my bio teetering on the perilous
edge of making the plunge into my particular brand of insanity
feel free to comment now (or anytime in the future)
and I'll stick them up there as well

that is all, my warm bed and sweet pussies call
for a delightful nap and a marvelous waste of a perfectly good morning
[well except for the cold and snowy part anyway]

oh and super duper triple top secret confidential encoded message to E:

Facing the Congo is fabulous

you have yet again earned my sincere adulation

love love

me