Healing the Nation (through masturbation)

I know I have a number of staunch supporters of both candidates on my friends list

so I've decided to start the healing process
by providing a forum for everyone to come together
to feel the love and bond of our shared values
and to celebrate our differences with joys and enthusiasm

how will I accomplish this you might ask?

by digging deep within our collective consciousness
and picking out the one thing we all love and cherish

yep, you guessed it

porn

whether
democrat or republican
liberal or conservative
gay or straight
black or white
male or female
human or replicant

deep down we all love porn

it is one of the few universal warm fuzzies we share as a nation

so everyone open up that "Tax receipts" folder
or where ever you stash your porn
pick one or two of your favorite images (or video if you can host it yourself)
to share with everyone else
so we can have a nationwide circle jerk
relieve the tensions brought about by this election
and move forward united and proud
[if a little out of breath]


there are however a few ground rules

no kids, animals, furries, tub girls, or goatses

other than that
let all share some love

(no subject)

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