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What part of "Six days bitch!" did you not understand?

Gmail

folks
if you do not already have a gmail invite
you do not need one
as
you don't have any friends
so stop pretending anyone loves you
why don't you go sign up to receive more spam
and

folks
if you have gmail invites

keep them to yourself or share them with any of your friends
who are not already drowning in them

do NOT go advertising them in communities
the time when one could trade them for status
[or money and sexual services is long past]

having a gmail invite was intarwebnet cool at one point
[unless you were one of those people who didn't have any friends]
[and had to whine about not having one until someone gave you one]

but now when even my mother is calling me up at 2am
asking if I can please, please take a few of them off her hands

it is just pathetic.

I see dead people

and for 12$ so can you

Death of a cellphone (Gimme your digits)

so

as many of you know my cellphone went playing in traffic
and suffered a grievous injury leading to an untimely death

This means my previous address book is toast and unrecoverable

So, I do not have any of yall's phone numbers any more

so if you want me to have your number(s)

fill out the poll below

[Poll #346870]

oh

some of you I either already know when a good time to call is,
or I just dont care and will call you any old time that suits me

if you are one of those, you prolly know it
if you arent and want me to call leave times of the day it is best to reach you

I will try to fit everyone in for as long as it interests or amuses me to do so,
but I have no idea if that will be five minutes or five days

yeah I love you all so

please dont be offended if you dont get a call

and

please dont be offended if you do