amazing grace

yeah

I got tipsy tonight

but it was a good tipsy

no bad vibes

not really tipsy

just a sort of calm happy tipsy

and

I played some pool

schooled some unsuspecting lil biznatches

it

was a good night

to be

the king

then I bailed on a thoroughly dominated table

at about a quarter to one

to dance with a couple of young ladies

who I have known
but
ignored for some time


tonight seemed like a good time to rectify that

so I broke my rule

about not sleeping with the Guilford girls

but

I think I can survive that

life does after all

move on

and

quite frankly

against all odds

it was actually pretty damn good

almost makes me feel sort of bad

that nothing more could ever come of it

why?

I am sure you'll ask

but

tonight is not the time
to
answer such questions

I know this is horribly and inexcusably wrong

bbcnewsworld 10:45p

Hostage senator calls for rescue

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/click/rss/0.91/public/-/1/hi/world/americas/3195203.stm

A Colombian politician urges the government to rescue her after a year and a half being held hostage.


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and
I will probably go to hell for it

but I find this

incredibly funny

I can only suppose she didnt mind being held hostage for the first eighteen months?

and how pissed to the rebels have to be?

they have to get their hostage to beg to be rescued

for anyone to actually care that she is missing


personally my take on this
is
that the rebels should just let her go home
as
obviously the government doesnt really give a flying fuck about her
so
she isnt worth a damn as a hostage

time to cut your losses and let the poor woman go home



so I have declared

so it must be

what is today - news of the weird day?

bbcnewsworld 9:21a

US pizza man's death riddle

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/click/rss/0.91/public/-/1/hi/world/americas/3196055.stm

The FBI investigates the death of a pizza delivery man who said he was made to rob a bank by having a bomb strapped on him.

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can you imagine how this thought process went

got a bomb

gonna rob a bank

no

wait

I am hungry

lemme order a pizza first

hey

there is an idea

I can put the bomb on the pizza guy

have him rob the bank

and sit here and eat my pizza instead

what brilliance

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of course

I am probably the only person in existence
who is infinitely curious
what sort of pizza it was