Stolen from zaiah

TECHNOLOGY

A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Public Service Announcement

The spankings will continue until morale improves

That is all

(no subject)

It is quite simply too nice a day
to spend it cooped up indoors

I think I will go down to the arboretum
for a few hours
take a walk in the shade
feel the cool grass curl between my toes

find a quiet spot
and read a good book
for a few hours

I wish for you all a better day
than whatever you are having now

Just like heaven

spent the morning
lounging on cool grass
feeling the sun warm my skin
around noon
I went for a long walk through the trees
secret little paths
which lead my mind to
peace

afterwards
I decided to take some photographs

here are two of my favorites





you can find the rest Here

afterwards
I took the long way
back to my car

and began my drive home
on the way I passed
a little Italian place
I had been meaning to visit for some time now
and
surprise surprise
but seeing as I had not eaten all day
I found myself famished

I stopped in
found myself a seat in the cozy atmosphere
and glanced over the menu

to start I ordered
slices of fresh buffalo mozzarella and tomato
rolled in olive oil, spices and shreds of oregano

it was beyond divine
its soft delicate flavor collapsing on my tongue

for an entree
I requested eggplant parmigiano
which it turned out to come with a side salad
and a few slices of a nice rustic bread

I opted for the homemade house Italian dressing
which was a fairly intense and delicious
puree of vegetables and balsamic vinegar

it was a purely sumptuous experience
and a fitting end
to a decidedly pleasant and distracting day

and with that
I am off to shower and gather
myself
together for the evening
I have been informed that I have been granted
an unlimited bar tab at a local club tonight
and
I do plan on abusing it
*grin*

(no subject)

been thinking quite a bit recently
that whole introspection thing

it started with some well placed questions
as part of the shower meme and
my mind has meandered on from there

Yesterdays post was the result
of some realizations I have had
quite frankly things I think I would have preferred not to realize

what you might ask?

I realized I am not a particularly good mate

an excellent lover without question
and
a true friend without hesitation
but
when it comes to relationships
the value of my stock decreases dramatically

there is a old tale
in which king Arthur is asked to bring justice to a wicked knight
he rides out to the knights castle to do battle
but no sooner than he steps on to the grounds
that his strength is sapped and his head grew faint

He is given the choice between surrendering himself and all his lands
or returning in one year with the one true answer to the following question
"What thing is it which women most desire"

King Arthur accepts the terms and gives his oath
the king rode east and the king rode west
and inquired of all what women most desire

some told him riches, some pomp and state;
some mirth and some flattery; and some a gallant knight

with such diversity of answers he could find no sure dependance

As the year grew to a close
Arthur was approached by a woman
of such hideous aspect that he turned away his eyes
and did not answer her when she spoke
She chastised him for his poor behavior
and offered to give him the answer he sought

He replied that if she could, she could name her reward and he would grant it
Arthur gives his oath and the lady told him the secret and demanded for her reward
that the king should find some handsome and courtly knight to be her husband

King Arthur hastened to the grim barons castle
and provided in turn all the answers he had been provided
by his advisors save the last
and to each he was denied as the true answer

The Baron demanded that he yield
and King Arthur requested to speak once more
this time uttering the words granted to him by the hag

"All women would have their will"

and you see
this is the solitary thing
which I am unable to grant my loves

their will

I am a private person
not just in that I am often not willing to share my thoughts
but also in that I require a substantial amount of time
alone with my thoughts

I am also fairly selective about my past
I absolutely do not feel it is in anyway her right to know
my past is mine alone, as is hers to her
what I choose to share and how I choose to share it
is entirely at my discretion

I will never betray someone else's confidence
no matter how much I love a woman
if I am unsure if it would be considered a breech
I always err on the side of caution
this leads to many unanswered questions.

It is not, as often I have been accused of not trusting them
but a matter of not having the right to trust them

I will never ask someone to betray anothers confidence, however small
for what difference is there between my confidence and theirs
if they are willing to betray another, then what trust can exist between us

If I am willing to betray another, what trust can you have that I will not betray you?

I am willing to compromise in my life sure
but I am unable to compromise myself intentionally

or am I?
perhaps I am only unwilling to compromise myself on behalf of another
and maybe that is the problem

clarity of mind and thoughts
is an elusive thing
my hands grasp it for a fleeting moment
only to have it
turn to mist and shadow and flee
leaving me
unsure
with only another piece of the puzzle
to ponder on
late into the night