swiped but loving it

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when
he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are
interchangeable."

(no subject)

you know you're a photo geek
when one of the most arousing dreams
you've had in a while
is about you settting up a photo shoot
[and no buff, not a porno shoot either]
anyways
it was a really sweet shot
and I am gonna try and see if I can find the prop
I would need
[an old small reel projector would be best]

signs that your life is too intertwined with LJ

my ex-girlfriend and lj's glorius leader come up at the top of my popwithfriends.bml list
*grin*