completely random question

but

if anyone knows where I could find

historic weather patterns for

the I-95 corridor

specifically
for the last two weeks of December
and the first week of January

I would be greatly appreciative
if they would share it with me

thanks much

in other random news

despite all my illusions

I have been dragged kicking and screaming
to
face a new reality

what you might ask

well

it is quite simple

I have come to the realization
that
I have no freaking clue
why I ever get laid
let alone the frequency with which I do

I used to think
it was this or that
but
in several discussions recently
it became readily apparent
that these were just my justification

my mind and ego
trying to explain
an unexplainable phenomenon

this is not however
lest it be misunderstood
in anyway a self-depreciating thought process

it is not that I can not understand
why a woman would want to sleep with me
after all I am dead sexy, confident, charming as hell

it is more a realization
that the reasons I thought things happened
are most likely completely irrelevant

not that I am complaining mind you


cause it is good to be the king

I know you all have been wondering this

and since
everybody has a few of these laying around the house

I thought I would provide this handy link

no more will you long for something to do on a friday night