rampant generalizations ahead, be prepared to stop or swerve

On suicide bombers
often people seem to wonder
why it is they are readily willing to kill themselves

well, imagine life like this
and see if you cant wrap your mind
around their point of view

No premarital sex.
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No radio.
No internet.
No porn
No music.
No organized sports, stadiums or tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates.
No hooters.
No meat from a pig.
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight
There is no good fishing at an oasis
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your ass only with your left.
Ever try eating corn on the cob with one hand?
You can't shave.
You can't shower. Sort of makes that left hand thing kind of important?
Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.

All this and you're taught that when you die it all gets better!

who wouldn't go for it?

Questions of taste and design

ok I have found a couple of sofas
from which to choose one
colors shown are not necessarily the color
it would be order in
so focus on the style

because I do not know
how many of your tastes run similar to mine
[by that I mean divine and perfect]
I added in some sofas that were not my flavour
to see how yall would rate them
in comparison to my thoughts

so if I thought a sofa was a five
and you rate it close to that
your opinion on the sofas I do like will weigh more
awfully complicated stuff isnt it

and if you are wondering
why you should do this
just think about how much
answering this poll will improve your vicarious sex life
and of course
how much it will improve the world
if I have a good couch

( without futher ado )