the answers

i suppose i am not
nearly the gentleman
i professed to be
but then again
i realized that my evening
while fun,
seemed far more amazing on four grams
of
cocaine

in the light of sober reality
it was just another meaningless
fling
with yet another meaningless woman

Your Votes, ranked by percentage of votes

45.0% of you voted for a llama - this was unfortunatly incorrect
45.0% of you voted for a passionate good morning kiss - this was correct
40.0% of you voted for a sweet local girl - this was incorrect
40.0% of you voted for long intimate conversations - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for a passionate goodnight kiss - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for margaritas - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for good friends - this was incorrect
30.0% of you voted for dancing - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for pissed off jealous friends - this was correct
25.0% of you voted for six condoms - this was correct
20.0% of you voted for half a bottle of bourbon - this was incorrect
15.0% of you voted for Elite managed fashion model - this was correct
15.0% of you voted for four grams of cocaine - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for Johnny Walker Black - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for a cheap prostitute - this was incorrect

I have to say
this does show that you think
far higher of me than i imagined
almost none of you believed
i would stoop to either
cheap women or
cheap booze
[sorry to disappoint on the booze]
[but i was too fucked up to tell the difference anyway]

[Poll #30612]


( The Scoreboard )

From savonarola

Troublemaker extraordinaire
and fantastic host to boot -

not to mention an incredible resource
for just about anything is
one
Mister Plural.

The boy has life set
pretty damned good all around.

Currently on an exploration of central
and South America he is chilling in Peru
working on something large and sinister

- who knows what?

His cover story is that
he is working on some type
of research project
with giant turtles or something
- but we know the truth.

Anyways, a very very straightforward man
who exhibits those traits of a true friend.. . .

oh yes, almost forgot:

Thank you Lord for his fabulous taste in Whiskey!


[i am flattered beyond words]
[and these words especially]
[touch me]

"and fantastic host to boot"

"who exhibits those traits of a true friend.. . ."

your friendship
is
ever appreciated

amusing ponderings

relayed to me by girl_on_a_stick

a toast

May you live to be
one hundred years old
and when you die
may you be slain
in a fit of jealousy
and
may it be for good cause.

[i took a few liberties]
[with the wording]
[do forgive me]