(no subject)

in the oven
there is
a carefully constructed

heart attack

six layers
of the cheesiest
nachos
known to man

now
a
quick game of
yahtzee and
then

its TV and nacho time
with
my doll

(no subject)

40% - 50% (Aggressive) Pissed off and not worried about showing it. You're socially dysfunctional and ready to stand up for yourself. Not the senseless psychopath you *could* be, but not prepared to take shit. Take the DeathKiddy Test!

The Asshole Tax

Ok so
I have a question
for yall

and i expect all of you
to answer it or at least
post a comment with some
amateur llama porn

Here is the lead up

I was asked to pick up my mom's cousin
from the airport, which i gladly agreed to do
under the condition that the flight information
be emailed to me

well no one emailed me the info
[despite my frequent reminders]

and she arrived this morning
and lo and behold
no one was there

in addition my mother had
given me a hundred dollars
to take her and her companion
out tomorrow to do touristy stuff
[mom is out of town till Sunday]

well cousin is now all huffy
[apparently two hours in the airport]
[wasn't much fun]
and doesn't really want to
go out tomorrow

[side note: the person arriving]
[had promised twice to email me]
[her contact information]
[but my mom was also supposed to]

so the question is

should I keep the $100 as an Asshole tax
for having to deal with all this crap and look like a schmuck
because everyone else couldn't get their act together
or
should I return the money because it isn't going
to be spent as designated?

[Poll #11667]