(no subject)

a new rule
law of the universe
etc

if
you are on my friends list
i require a
three page
single spaced
essay

on why you
prefer torrid sex
with a llama
over a gazelle

before
you are allowed
to delete your journal

so it is
written

so it shall be

(no subject)

Went out
for a drink with
fisticuffs

took out the bike
was a much fun ride
although colder
than a witches tit
in a brass brazier

much conversation
on many topics ensued
was most pleasant

we will have to do it again

the ride home was nice too
except for the fact that
i
had to pee
and there are few things worse
than riding a motorcycle
when you have to pee

my delightful amberangel
welcomed me home and
opened the garage door for me
and
i think i will check my email
and relax
maybe watch some TV
or a movie