I'm a gonna go to college ma

See
I have
been akschepted even

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[I especially like the]
[no tests, classes, books or interviews part]

Yay I won

[So,]
[I got an email]
from "Got Life? (rekcusadnif@msn.com)"
[with the subject]
"Who benifits from your death"

[so I]
[like the perinnal sucker]
[open it up]

[and]
[Voila]

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[now my question]
[to all of you]
[is simple]

[would you take]
[a free vacation]

[from someone who]
[introduced themselves]
[with the question]

[who "benifits" from your death?]
[not to mention they can't spell benefits]

[I do not think I]
[would feel safe]
[taking anything from them]
[from someone who]
[discusses profiting from]
[my death]
[not to mention]
[with their email address]
[but I will let you figger that one out]

[so]
[would you?]

(no subject)

Beware the Lollipop of mediocracy...

lick it once and you suck forever

(no subject)

I have great faith in fools;
My friends call it self-confidence."
- Edger Allen Poe