A question of a personal nature ... or virtues of sinister people

or
another request
for
too much
information...

Are you
right or left
handed?

[perhaps ambidextrous]

for
those of
you
who
admit to masturbation

do you
have a preference
as to
which hand
you
perform
said function

and
for those
of you
who
don't
admit to it

which hand
is it
that you
do not
masturbate
with?

I was
made aware
of an
old roman euphemism
[as if]
[there are]
[new roman euphemisms]

referring to
visiting the
left hand whore

as a euphemism
for masturbation

myself
being left handed
have
always used such

in fact
it is
almost uncomfortable
to use my right

but being left handed its
less of a curiosity

so I wondered
if there
was a correlation between
hands or
if the left
was more prominatly
preferred...

(no subject)

If you would stand well
with a great mind,
leave him with a favorable
impression of yourself;
if with a little mind,
leave him with a favorable
impression of himself.

(no subject)

Due to
the recent
shortage of
electricity

the light
at the end of
the tunnel

has been
turned off

that is all