note to self

when both legs
are
asleep
from the knees down

do
not

under any

ANY

circumstances

attempt to

navigate the

stairs

hah

those evil demons
wont get me again
they tried

I got up
from reading lj
after the last post
and
yet again
legs had
fallen asleep

and started off
to go watch a
movie

sneaky bastards
tried to get
me
to go down the stairs again
almost
fell for it
literally
again
but
at the last minute
I overcame
the sadistic messages
being whispered into my ear
and
with a
barbaric yaulp
said

hell no

and stepped slowly
away from the
sirens of the stairs
finding comfort in
a shot of
vodka in the
kitchen

mmm
legs
are almost back to normal now
think
I will
brave
the stairs
again

love you
love me!