Note to self

when making
trips to kitchen
for root beer
and speeding quickly
down halls
on scooter

put can of
soda

in pocket
of designated stationary
appendage

note to self (again)

you have a drinking problem

remember this
when attempting
to consume
any

yes
ANY
beverage

so that
you consume
at least as much
as you
wear

What goes around

Comes around

I suppose
I deserve This

but
it drives samene

the only consolation I suppose
is that
I will have "something"
to look forward
too

when she is
flying
far
far
away

you know
I realize that
it is a lot more fun
to torture another
with a surprise
than to be tortured
yourself

which is why

I think
I should
always be
the one with the surprise

*grin*

of course
I just might
have a few
tricks of my own
up these sleeves of mine

hehehe

muhahahahahahahahaha