Crack Smoking People or What not to do with Bears

I overheard a man
discussing
the personal need
to engage in copulation

with a bear
to be more specific
a grizzly bear

apparently
this seems to him the next
appropriate level
of conquest

these are things
I would prefer
going to my grave
without knowing

what scares me in particular
is not
that one freak
had some compulsion
to fuck a grizzly

but
that there was another person
who was interested enough
in the idea
to hold a discussion

as each day passes
the concept
of grand scale
euthinasia

seems more and more
appealing

WOOT!!

well
jumping on a bandwagon
I revisited the childhood game of mash
thanks to a link from Dogmatic Susie

Accordingly the results were that

I live in a shack in New York,
with my two kids and my wife, Angelina Jolie,
we honeymooned in the Bahamas :-)
I drive a black Porche 911
and for work
I am god

could be worse I suppose