A tie ... or .... another insipid quiz
Apr. 14th, 2002 04:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plurali was torn
between two answer
on two questions
so
i answer one way
the first time
and the other way
the second
i think a blend of the two
is
probably true
i am
what sexual performer are you?
you like sex. in a way you think there's more to it than merely breeding and propagating, you add romance to it. you like to have relationships, no matter how they end. you lead quite a life beyond drinking latte and hating your work. you have fun with friends, read and watch films quite a lot. you have no intention of being single for life.
you like to give and receive pleasure and you do it quite well. you are quite intimate with partners. sex is always satisfying.
oral sex? you definitely know how to give one.
sexual positions? you acquired some from here and there.
i am
what sexual performer are you?
you are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bacchanalian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not your breed is predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.
you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.
oral sex? you like it porn style.
sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.
(is it particularly sick that)
(i felt the need to edit the text above)
(for grammatical errors)
between two answer
on two questions
so
i answer one way
the first time
and the other way
the second
i think a blend of the two
is
probably true
what sexual performer are you?
you like sex. in a way you think there's more to it than merely breeding and propagating, you add romance to it. you like to have relationships, no matter how they end. you lead quite a life beyond drinking latte and hating your work. you have fun with friends, read and watch films quite a lot. you have no intention of being single for life.
you like to give and receive pleasure and you do it quite well. you are quite intimate with partners. sex is always satisfying.
oral sex? you definitely know how to give one.
sexual positions? you acquired some from here and there.
what sexual performer are you?
you are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bacchanalian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not your breed is predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.
you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.
oral sex? you like it porn style.
sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.
(is it particularly sick that)
(i felt the need to edit the text above)
(for grammatical errors)
