(no subject)

[plural]

a new rule
law of the universe
etc

if
you are on my friends list
i require a
three page
single spaced
essay

on why you
prefer torrid sex
with a llama
over a gazelle

before
you are allowed
to delete your journal

so it is
written

so it shall be

Comments

[la-magdalena.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I should make the same requirements for deleting a journal on my friends list

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

What if I'd prefer torrid sex with the gazelle?

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

fascist.

oh dahlin

[plural.livejournal.com]

you say that
like it is bad thing?

then i suppose

[plural.livejournal.com]

you would
have to lie
then wouldnt you

am afraid
rules are rules
if i let you bend them
then
someone else is going
to want to write
a paper about
how they prefer
anal sex with water buffalo
to oral sex with honey badgers
and where would we
be then?

it would be madness
absolute madness

Re: then i suppose

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

You want liars on your friends list? =)