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I went to the bank
to cash a check
the teller smiled
wished me a happy belated birthday
then told me
that since my ID had expired on my birthday
she couldn't cash my check

Sorry ma'am
you seem like a nice lady
but "cant" isn't part of my vocabulary
if you can't cash the check
lets get someone who can.

I hate being that self-possessed asshole
who takes ten minutes arguing
with the bank teller
while everyone is trying to get home

but this was ridiculous

Anyway
turns out
with some effort
they were able to
access my signature card
and cash the check

What the moral of the story

pick one that suits you....