arrrggh

[plural]

so
I found
star wars legos
here
but
they dont
got
no stormtroopers
I want
lego stormtroopers

I want a bucketful of
lego stormtroopers
that I can
toss to children
from a parade float

I want to line them up
and bowl pokeballs at them

but there are
none

what do I get instead

stinkin endor forest troopers
on their stinkin speeder bikes

they're reasonably decent interpretations
yes
but who wants
a decent interpretation of
someone who can get
beaten up by an ewok?