GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS
Apr. 24th, 2001 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralHarry answers the telephone,
and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says,
"Your wife was in a serious car accident,
and I have
bad news
and good news.
The bad news is
she has lost all use of both arms
and both legs, and will need help eating
and going to the bathroom
for the rest of her life."
Harry says,
"My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says,
"I'm kidding. She's dead."
and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says,
"Your wife was in a serious car accident,
and I have
bad news
and good news.
The bad news is
she has lost all use of both arms
and both legs, and will need help eating
and going to the bathroom
for the rest of her life."
Harry says,
"My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says,
"I'm kidding. She's dead."
