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that I absolutely
positively
love being me

honestly

you have no idea

imagine the best wet dream
you've ever had

and that

is one-tenth
of how great it is to be me

I spent an hour tonight

making out with a hot blonde
I want to make babies with
and a hot japanese chick
who I'll be content to fuck for several days on end

the blonde
and I
spoke for over an hour
about wine

in Italian

yeah

it was that hot

of course
the funny thing is
while I was making moves
with both chicks independent of the other
all night

I forgot to mention
I was at a toga party
on a boat chartered by a friend of mine

I was making headway
with each
but pretty much
had resigned myself to getting numbers
and
seeing what I could do
in the next round

when
as the boat was docking
and I was arranging the after party
I ended up
with one on each arm

and

may I just say

god bless competition

it is a beautiful thing

I am entirely sure
that if it had not been for the other
neither would have stuck her tongue in my mouth

not that I am complaining
no
not in the least

but yeah

he who dies having the most fun

wins...

Date: 2008-09-07 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that1979guy.livejournal.com
Good for you sir!

I've had a few girl and girl experiences I can say my ego was riding as high as yours is right now.

Date: 2008-09-07 04:13 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-07 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
he who dies having the most fun

I think what you meant to say was:

'he who drones on the steadiest and longest while complaining the least wins (presuming of course they do it for the greater glory of God, otherwise, he loses AND goes to Hell).'

It's a subtle distinction, but I think it is important to note.

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