Sep. 5th, 2008

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I spent the early
part of the evening
having drinks with friends
which was nice

then
I swung by the see sound lounge
to meet some other friends
but they bailed shortly after

so
instead
I spent the evening
making out with
a jewish chick
with an ample bosom
[but not overly so]
and freckles

I <3 me some freckles

mother would be proud

anyway
I told her I only date on week days
so
I would call her
sunday
to make further plans

then
I went to hang out
with a friend of mines wife
he is on a tour in Iraq
and I volunteered to be the stand in husband

that is
to be availabe whenever
she needs social company

it was good fun
although
I was mostly just licking my lips
enjoying the sting
of the earlier make out session

it amuses me greatly

when most guys are flirting
chatting
with a girl

I'm kissing her

why?

because I'm an old fat man
and
I know I'm that good

why wonder about getting her number
when you can make out with her

and after that well

it really doesn't matter

of course
I'm the sort of guy
well
no

I'm just a guy

just a guy who really enjoys life

as always

it is good to be the king

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